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Do you believe in the existence of evil?
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Help me!
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- Oh.
- No!
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30 years ago,
I found the Book of the Dead.
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Now, because I read from the book...
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Misartra.
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...evil has found me.
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You have no idea what you're doing!
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Of course I know what I'm doing.
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I wrote this book.
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Ruby is in Elk Grove, Michigan.
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That's my hometown.
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- Ash?
- Hiya, Pop.
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I got a problem.
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The book, it did something to me.
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It changed me.
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Night night.
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That's our cue!
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Evil, if you show your ugly mug
in this town ever again,
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I will take you down
and I will wipe you out!
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You know me as Ash Williams,
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the hero who saved Elk Grove from evil.
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For 30 long years,
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I've used this saw
on monsters and demons.
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But those battles are won,
so now I use it to...
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...slash prices!
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At Ashy Slashy's Hardware
Store Emporium,
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we got you covered!
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You want paint?
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We shake it till we break it!
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Ladies, you'll love his nuts!
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What's better than
a handful of my nuts?
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A long screw.
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Whoa!
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We got wood.
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We got rope. We got rubber!
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We got it all!
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Die high prices!
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Good-bye high prices!
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For that special someone,
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- we've got everything from "D" to "ildo."
- Mmm.
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'Cause at Ashy Slashy's,
service is literally...
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- Not.
- ...our middle name!
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Whoo!
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Perfection!
And only 22 takes!
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- Welcome back...
- Yeah.
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- It's looking good, Jefe.
- Marketing 101, Pablo.
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Know your audience.
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Look at them lining up out there.
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You're the man, Ash!
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You know I've never seen
a town lose its shit
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over a hardware store before.
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Well, it's time to wake up and smell
the lightly scented wax flowers, Pablo.
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This isn't just a well-stocked
hardware store/sex-toy emporium.
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No, this is a shrine to a local hero.
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Those adoring fans are my peeps!
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All right!
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Hey, hey!
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- Hello, Elk Grove!
- Hey, hey!
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Are you ready for some hardware?!
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Come on in!
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Fishing supplies, aisle two.
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We got guns, we got flags,
we got pornography.
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- Yeah!
- That's a little further in the back.
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Men, can't please your wives?
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Better check out aisle seven.
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Yeah!
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- Same problem?
- No need to push, jeez.
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Aisle D, I think.
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Hey, no need to push.
Leave me alone.
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And last up we have Amy,
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who I'm told has made
a startling discovery.
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I see here, Amy, that you
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- discovered this item...
- In the mud.
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In the mud.
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Well, I know. I'm sorry...
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What did I fucking tell you?
How many times I got to tell you?
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Pretzels are for paying customers only!
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Okay?
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Next time I'll use your head
as a fucking cue ball.
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Who touched the T...
who touched the TV?
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How many fuckin'...
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Hey. Hey, it's me.
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You were right, evil's coming back.
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And here you've found a book
written in ancient Sumerian.
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It's so curious.
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Does "curious" mean valuable?
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This appears to be some sort of...
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descriptive passage.
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"Conda anu astratta alaktu"...
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You know with most of these clowns,
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I got to play hardball, but for you?
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Hose clamps are half-off.
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These are the best in the world.
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You put them on, they grip tight.
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They don't slip, slide, stretch,
or tear like other things.
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..."estaro ces reche.
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Sarr des kanda"...
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"Kanda"...
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Kanda?
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What?
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Apparently you've found an ancient text,
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known as the Necronomicon-Ex Mortis.
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- The Book of the Dead.
- Is that good?
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The book, is said to hold spells
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and incantations that...
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...if read out loud...
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could connect the demons
of the netherworld,
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with our own...
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Most important thing about a hose,
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is its width, and its length.
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Mostly the length.
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Our scheduled broadcast
will resume in a moment.
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Hey!
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I paid for two more spots!
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Okay, we got two fish tacos.
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Bam!
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We got your hard drive.
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- That's me.
- Enjoy.
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- Oh, yeah.
- Oh!
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I don't know...
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Excuse me.
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Oh! Shit...
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Who are you?
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Well, in Rome, they called me
Mulier Daemonium De Igne.
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Demon Woman of Fire.
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And in Greece, they called me
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Agria Ti Mitéra Apó Tin Kólasi.
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Fierce Mother from Hell.
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But in these benighted times,
they just call me Ruby.
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I'll take that.
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No! No! Wait!
It's too important...
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This is bullshit.
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Whatever happened to free speech?
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This was my best giant penis yet.
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Yeah.
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Thanks for talking me into this.
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You missed a spot.
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- Dick.
- Less.
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Can we just finish and get out?
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I'm in enough trouble already.
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Wait till they see what I drew
on Perkins' car.
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Is "man-gina" a word?
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Oh, Rachel, please.
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I just want to get through
the next four months.
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Since when did you become
Miss Bourgeoisie?
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Oh, it's simple.
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I graduate, I can leave here.
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I leave here, I'm not here,
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and that's a good thing.
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All right, you still haven't fallen
for Elk Grove's "small town charms"?
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Excuse me?
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The whole town's excited
because their ex-psycho killer
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is opening a hardware store.
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Kill me now.
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Could be worse.
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How?
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We could be like them.
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Oh, yeah. That'll never happen.
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Good, because if you did,
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I would have to slit my wrists.
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Oh, look. Cougie's back.
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Yeah, well, fuck off, Cougie!
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Okay, we get it.
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Costume, mascot, very funny.
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You can leave now!
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Hey, asshole!
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Go away...
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Shit.
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Shit.
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Okay, guy, now I'm mad.
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Jesus, what is that?
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Probably just some varsity assholes
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playing some bullshit prank!
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Brandy, don't!
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What is your problem, fuckboy?
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Help!
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Help! Help, please!
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And that's the whole story.
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Hey, feller. Hey. How are you?
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Ladies. Come on.
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A little somethin', somethin'.
There we go.
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Nickel for a tickle, huh?
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What do you say?
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I don't believe this, it's really him.
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- Oh, hey. Hey, honey.
- Mom! Mom!
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There's this guy at the school,
you've got to come
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- help us, please!
- What?
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- Hey, Pablo.
- Yeah.
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Ah, I got to talk to you about
something else.
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If this is about a raise...
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Actually, you don't pay me
at all right now, but...
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Son of a bitch!
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Hey, whoa!
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Lady! There's a line!
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You don't even remember me?
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Well, the old steel trap
never forgets a rack,
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but faces are a little fuzzy.
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Give me a hint.
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I said a hint.
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I'm your fucking wife!
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- My what?
- We need to talk.
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Lady, I don't know what kind of
coo-coo juice you've been drinkin',
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but if you're fishing for alimony...
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One of your goddamn monsters
just attacked our daughter
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at Kenward County High.
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Daughter?! Ha!
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You definitely got the wrong guy!
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Demons made you chop off your hand.
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"I'll swallow your soul."
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Good sex is 30 seconds
followed by a cheeseburger?
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Okay, maybe we have met.
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But in case you didn't get the memo,
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me and my compadres,
we buried evil big time.
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Elk Grove is officially
a demon-free zone.
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- Jefe.
- Yeah.
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I think she's telling the truth.
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Dude, I told you to get that
shit lasered off.
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Nah, I didn't do this.
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It just happened outside.
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I'm scared!
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- This thing is after my little girl and...
- All right all ready! I'll check it out!
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Just like old times, eh, Pablo?
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Except for the wife part, and no Kelly.
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Actually, it's not like old times at all.
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- Just drive!
- Hey, easy for you sister.
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You come waltzing into my life,
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yapping about demons and daughters,
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and I don't know boo about you.
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- Candace Barr.
- Yeah, and?
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Branson?
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Branson.
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Oh...
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Ah! My God!
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- Oh, God! She's so good!
- Oh.
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Wait a minute,
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Candace Barr.
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Oh, no, Candy Barr?
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Well, this daughter of ours, I'll bet
she thinks I'm pretty special, huh?
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Dream on.
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I told her her old man
was some crack dealer
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- who got shanked in prison.
- What?!
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Well, it was easier than admitting
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I'd hooked up with some psycho saw-boy!
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Oh, okay, but I call B.S. on the daughter.
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I was using my lucky rubber
all through the odds,
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and that sucker went 50 and 0.
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Oh, oh, oh.
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Just drive!
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Candalier boncelo...
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Kanda.
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Abomino.
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God, that smell.
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This monkey farm
hasn't changed in 30 years.
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The caller you are
trying to reach is unavailable.
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She's not answering.
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You actually went to school?
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Yeah, these halls
have some sweet memories.
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Met my first Linda here.
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Hey, give me a second.
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What are you doing?
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I'm sorry, I don't even know you,
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but did I make a mistake
coming to Ash for help?
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Ever since I hooked up with El Jefe,
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I've seen a lot of weird shit go down.
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He's always had my back.
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Well, almost always.
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There was this one time I got cut in half.
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What?
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00:17:23,084 --> 00:17:25,371
Yeah, but Ash
went back in time to save me.
271
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It was so cool, but also really weird,
272
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'cause when we got back,
nothing seemed to have changed.
273
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Maui Wowie.
274
00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,212
It's my emergency stash.
275
00:17:36,305 --> 00:17:38,718
I'll just put this bad boy away
for the appropriate time.
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00:17:38,808 --> 00:17:40,891
Brandy?
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Shh, shh!
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00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,278
Whoever's out there, fuck off!
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00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:39,608
Brandy?
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00:18:41,287 --> 00:18:43,950
- Wow.
- She's not yours, dumbass!
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00:18:44,040 --> 00:18:46,532
Mom!
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00:18:46,626 --> 00:18:47,992
Honey! Thank God!
283
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,496
- Back off, Mama Bear!
- Hey!
284
00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:52,705
- What are you doing?
- The ink on my buddy went nuclear,
285
00:18:52,798 --> 00:18:55,381
that means evil is just around the corner.
286
00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:58,802
So your little peach could be
a bowel-sucking hell beast.
287
00:18:58,888 --> 00:19:01,471
Mom, what's the chainsaw geek doing here?
288
00:19:01,557 --> 00:19:03,674
Oh, honey,
I don't know how to tell you this,
289
00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:06,385
but Ash, he's-he's, uh... he's your...
290
00:19:06,479 --> 00:19:10,473
What she's trying to say is, I'm your pop.
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Father dearest.
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The old sperm shooter.
293
00:19:13,903 --> 00:19:15,895
- What?
- But you can call me Dad,
294
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unless you're a Deadite,
then you can go fuck yourself.
295
00:19:18,449 --> 00:19:19,815
So come on now, demon-spawn!
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Show Daddy what you got!
297
00:19:23,663 --> 00:19:25,746
Okay, nobody move.
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00:19:33,756 --> 00:19:36,669
Alleged daughter,
who else is in the room?
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00:19:37,760 --> 00:19:40,002
Um, you...
300
00:19:40,096 --> 00:19:43,260
the guy with the hair, my mom, and...
301
00:19:51,357 --> 00:19:54,270
Rachel?
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00:20:09,792 --> 00:20:11,749
Hey, Brandy's friend.
303
00:20:13,462 --> 00:20:14,953
You want to keep it down?
304
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,797
Oh! Oh, my God! Rachel?
What have you done?
305
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,103
What are you doing?!
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00:20:57,047 --> 00:21:00,131
Rachel!
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00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:18,851
Ah!
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00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,035
Ah!
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Blow.
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00:21:57,233 --> 00:21:58,644
No!
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00:22:00,444 --> 00:22:02,527
I love you, Brandy.
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Candy.
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00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,177
Oh!
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00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:40,102
Mom!
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00:22:59,211 --> 00:23:00,952
Why you...
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00:23:03,465 --> 00:23:04,797
No!
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00:23:07,261 --> 00:23:11,301
Ashy Slashy,
soon there'll be nothing left of you...
318
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:15,384
we'll destroy your seed
and your whore daughter, too.
319
00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:19,061
Sorry, jailbait,
my dance card is a little full.
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00:23:19,148 --> 00:23:20,559
I'll have to squeeze you in.
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00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:21,810
Brandy!
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Oh!
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00:23:38,334 --> 00:23:39,916
Suck on that, Harpo.
324
00:23:51,180 --> 00:23:54,764
What... what?
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00:23:54,850 --> 00:23:56,842
I know.
326
00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,472
It sucks.
327
00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,304
I remember my first taste of evil.
328
00:24:08,864 --> 00:24:11,106
Oh, Cougie! They got you, too!
329
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,127
Ash!
330
00:24:38,811 --> 00:24:40,018
Whoa!
331
00:24:58,706 --> 00:25:01,119
Howdy fuckin' ho, boys.
Miss me?
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00:25:15,764 --> 00:25:18,222
Well, lookie who's back.
333
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,181
And seriously rocking the leather.
334
00:25:24,481 --> 00:25:27,440
- Who's the boy toy?
- Kelly was right.
335
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,939
You are the prophesied one.
336
00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:31,520
This is Dalton.
337
00:25:31,613 --> 00:25:33,605
He's with the Knights of Sumeria.
338
00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:36,362
- The who with the huh?
- It's an honor to meet you.
339
00:25:36,452 --> 00:25:39,115
I've been waiting for the chance to battle
this ancient evil my entire life.
340
00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:42,117
Yeah, he's kind of a fan.
341
00:25:43,167 --> 00:25:45,454
Who's the kid?
342
00:25:45,544 --> 00:25:48,753
Oh, believe it or not, that's my daughter.
343
00:25:48,839 --> 00:25:51,081
Sandy.
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00:25:51,175 --> 00:25:52,757
Ah, Mandy.
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00:25:52,843 --> 00:25:54,926
Brandy.
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00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,378
And fuck you.
347
00:25:56,472 --> 00:25:58,555
We're still getting to know each other.
348
00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:01,553
Okay, team, it looks like evil's back,
349
00:26:01,643 --> 00:26:03,930
and Elk Grove is ground zero.
350
00:26:04,021 --> 00:26:07,059
Kelly, Pablo, other guy, you up for this?
351
00:26:07,149 --> 00:26:08,765
One for all, and all for one.
352
00:26:08,859 --> 00:26:10,691
Uh, cute, but no.
353
00:26:10,778 --> 00:26:11,768
Pablo?
354
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:14,104
Say it like you mean it.
355
00:26:14,198 --> 00:26:15,939
Ghost Beaters are back!
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00:26:16,033 --> 00:26:17,990
Fucking-A, right we are!
357
00:26:18,077 --> 00:26:19,739
And, evil...
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00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:22,161
oh, we're coming for you.
359
00:26:24,041 --> 00:26:26,499
I think now is the appropriate time Pablo.
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00:26:36,386 --> 00:26:37,797
Sandy?
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